A B C D |
 | "You're the Apple of
my eye" said the Bird to the Candlestick when they were
all alone he thought,behind closed Doors. |
E |
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The shy Electric
fan
could not bear witness by himself so
he blew the Bird's lament into the open air, |
F G H I J K |
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Where it landed on
a Filmstrip, who showed it to the Glass Pitcher, who
showed it to the Hammer, who showed it to the Iron
nesting with a Kiwi in a Jar! |
L M N |
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"Enough of this
gibberish"the Candlestick replied. "Turn on the Light Switch and open up
your eyes! It would take more than Money to buy my love, More than
Needle and Thread to stitch me to you! |
O P Q |
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Open up and
swallow this...
 my
heart's as light for you as a Pail of Quarry
Rocks." |
R S T |
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The Bird's heart was
demolished as though a Rolling Pin ran over it or
had been sliced with Scissors and boiled up for
Tea. |
Sobbed He: WOE! |
U V W X Y Z |
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"Maybe I'll find a nice
Utilitarian bit of furniture and forget this tragic game where I
Volley for your love. I feel like a Wrench, a useless
tuneless Xylophone, A Yellow bellied Zygote and I
need to be alone." |